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A student that got a 0% on an exam answered as such:

• Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
• Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page
• Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
• Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
• Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams
• Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
• Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half
• Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet
• Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
• Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
• Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands
• Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.
• Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

19 January 2012 ·